Snazzy Slytherin Boxers (open)

[Severus Snape]

Severus had just received a rather large package. With all the security this year, the package was more late than usual. With a sigh, Snape brought the package up to his dorm and tossed it on the bed. It wasn't too heavy so it bounced lightly before settling.

The Slytherin male put his bookbag down beside his bed before plopping down on the bed itself. He closed his eyes for a breif moment before sitting up. What on earth was in the box? Without question, he reached over and opened the package. Inside were several pairs of boxers. One pair in particular intrested the male and he picked them out of the bunch. A pair of black silk boxers with moving snakes and the Slytherin crest decorating them.

Snape wondered if they fit, seeing that his guardian hadn't brought any of his clothes (except for his school robes) since his third year. He took off his school robes and his sneakers. He had a bit of diffculity with the belt but soon his pants were at his knees. He sat down and kicked off the pants. Dressed only in his blue and white stripped boxers, he reached for the silk boxers.
Severus reached inside his pants pocket and pulled out his black and green walkman and put the headphones in. The new Whomping Willows song was blasting through his ears as the male began to dance a bit. Making sure no one was entering the dorm, he turned his back away from the entrance and began to discard the stripped boxers.

[Lucius Malfoy {Inactive}]

Lucius had finished dinner much earlier than most people on the Slytherin table and upon thinking of absolutely nothing else to do to pass the time, Lucius made his way slowly across the entrance hall and back to the common room. So it wasn't the most exciting place to be at evening time, especially when everyone else was at dinner, but Lucius quite fancied a sit down and some time alone so why not? Lucius sat himself in the common room in his favourite arm chair, but no matter how close he was to the fire, he was still trembling against the bitter cold. Lucius frowned and muttered to himself, pushing himself up off the chair and making his way slowly up the stairs, stomping as he went. Well if anyone was currently half naked, they were surely be able to hear him, making such a racket as he was. Obviously not. Lucius opened the door and strode right into the room, stopping dead in his tracks at the sight before you.

"Why Severus, I had no idea," said Lucius, trying his hardest not to laugh. Lucius bit down on his bottom lip as he watched his house mate dance around the dormitory currently clad in nothing but a T-shirt. Though Lucius would have liked nothing better than to turn away from the sight of Severus's currently naked arse, Lucius couldn't help but to stand there, his mouth hanging open in an ugly fashion, hearty laughs trying to make their way out of his mouth. Soon, it was all too much for Lucius and he presently began to laugh loudly, his legs becoming weak. To stop himself falling, Lucius grabbed hold of the end of his bed and there he stood, laughing until it hurt him and he had to stop laughing or breathing. Wanted very much to stay alive, Lucius stopped laughing, wiping tears from his eyes as he gasped for breath. "Nice pants Snape," said Lucius breathlessly.

[Severus Snape]

The song neared its end and in between his dancing, Severus managed to put on the silk boxers. Surprisingly, they fit quite nice and that was a good thing. With one final scream from the lead singer the song ended and so did his dancing. He took the headphones off and tossed them on the bed.

"Nice pants Snape." he heard, turning around suddenly. Snape's stomach lurched; Lucius Malfoy was standing at a nearby four-poster bed laughing uncontrollably. "How long have you been standing there?" he asked, reaching for his discarded pants. With little difficulty, he got the pants on.

Severus sat down on his own bed and pulled out his wand. He muttered something and the boxers folded themselves and fell neatly into the nearby open drawer.

[Lucius Malfoy {Inactive}]

Lucius could do nothing but wait for Severus's rather amazing dance to end because it was pretty obvious that Snape could not hear him laughing and was currently oblivious to his presence in the dormitory. Lucius was quite happy standing there on the verge of laughing tears and just stare at the sight that was Severus running around to music in his pants. Lucius almost had to bite down on his fist to stop himself laughing loud enough to wake up the owls in the owlery about seven floors up. Lucius's stomach was hurting and he was pretty sure that he had never laughed so much in his life. There really was nothing better than laughing at someone elses expense and the cherry on the top of the cake was the fact that Lucius could now go and spread the events he had just witnessed around the whole of Hogwarts so that everyone else could also enjoy it. It was unfair after all, to keep something as funny as this to ones self. Lucius almost choked with laughter as Severus turned around suddenly and realised that someone had just witnessed his special dancing, the look on his face really was priceless.

"I've been standing here long enough my friend," said Lucius breathlessly, his eyes wet from laughing so much. Lucius followed Snape's lead and took a seat on his own bed, his legs feeling too weak right now to even think about standing up any longer. Lucius watched with amusement as Snape folded up his special pants and put them in a drawer. "Your mother would be proud of your folding skills Severus." Finally getting some energy, Lucius jumped up off his bed and picked up one of the obviously new pants from out of the drawer Severus had just put them so neatly in. Lucius held them up to his body and began to dance around the room, having to stop now and again to stop himself collapsing in laughter. Lucius folded the pants up hurriedly and unneatly and threw them unceremoniously at Severus before jumping back onto his own bed. "You should go professional, you know."

[Severus Snape]

((terribly sorry for the delay...writers block))
Severus continued to sit on his bed, lost in a state of shock. He was trying to digest what had happened. He remembered locking the door or did he? How did Lucius get in? Snape scolded himself for being so careless and for thinking that everyone would still be at dinner. By Lucius's answer to his previous question, Snape knew that he had seen enough of his act for blackmail.

The embarrassed Slytherin heard the slight creak of a mattress and knew that Lucius had sat down on, what he assumed was, to be his bed. A few silent moments later, he heard another creak as the blond got up and walked over toward him. He watched as the slytherin reached into the open drawer and picked out a pair of orange and black boxers with glow-in-the-dark jack-o-lanterns on them.

Severus's cheeks grew red but he managed not to yell and tackle the blond who was currently mocking him. After Lucius was done with the underwear, he refolded them and put them back into the drawer. He shut it and made sure the drawer was locked before turning to face the male. "Are you sure? I don't think I'd be very good at that particular profession." he said in his usual cold, joking voice.